SO YOU WANT TO BE A SOCIALIST

A little over half of the registered voters in this once great nation successfully re-elected a socialist egomaniac and in doing so, clearly professed their burning desire to live the Utopian life of a socialist. These same voters have been described, by virtue of their performance during the last election, as “low information voters.” I have a few select words to describe these same derelict dandies but I shall direct my focus today on helping these new American socialists in order that they may fully appreciate the fruits of their electoral efforts. For my freedom loving American friends, power down and go do something useful. For my new socialist friends, I offer, “So you want to be a Socialist.”

You voted for Obama. You bought his rhetoric hook, line and sinker and now you are quivering with excitement at the thought of delving into the Hollywood lifestyle of a socialist. But before this party of a lifetime begins there are a few tidbits if information you will need to know. The first thing you need to understand in order to be a functioning socialist is that it can only be achieved through a certain sequence of steps and manipulation. For example, the only way to obtain material equality that is such a sexy concept to a socialist is to confiscate someone else’s property and give it to others. And as a newly crowned socialist you realize of course this includes others confiscating your property as well. Remember comrade, unless you have absolutely nothing, you are subject to the ass end of you new redistributive ideology.

As a proud socialist, you obviously cherish the power of collectivism, but do you understand that once you have unleashed this power you have limited yourself to only two options? You can either be the one who is controlling the herd of sheeple or be trampled underfoot by the ones who are. Where do you think you will end up in this wonderful organizational chart? If you do find yourself in the Utopian crowd you will be politely asked by the merciful controllers to declare your obedience to a fictional society that takes the place of reality. This will happen whether you like it or not and by whichever means necessary for the “collective good”.

If you are passionately determined to embrace all that is socialist, then you understand that in addition to having your money and property taken from you without being asked to give it freely, you will also be expected to praise the takers as your saviors. You will be required to feel good about losing all your opportunities, being robbed of your personal talents, and being scorned for your successes. It is very important that you sincerely believe that those who are trying to protect you from these thieves are really your enemy and deserve to be annihilated.

Your participation in the socialist Utopia and the accompanying grand illusion requires that you actively support and engage with the media, education and entertainment industries as apart of a coordinated, long-term propaganda campaign. When your illusion reaches critical mass, all those like you who are so afflicted will then become immune to facts, numbers or rational arguments. From this point forward, you will respond to logic with resentment, name calling and maybe even violence.

It is this perception of a relentless struggle with the opposition that you now must interpret as permanent and persuasive if you are truly committed to the socialist lifestyle. You must believe that the capitalists are holding you hostage and only the great savior can prevent imminent disaster.

Always remember, my socialist friend, that your new system of governance requires complete compliance. There can be no dissenters. Dissent leads to malfunctions, causing fractured stability for all those in the care of the state. The all knowing, wise leader will then be forced to suppress the dissenters, thereby resulting in an oppressive totalitarian form of government. Please keep in mind this is all for the collective good and their actions will free your soul from the demons of individual freedom and personal choice.

Alas comrade, you must also know that there is always a thorn close by when one lives in a Rose bush and the flower of socialism has its own. The dreamy Utopian nirvana that is socialism has an inherent disease with no known cure and the resulting condition will be downright hideous. Socialism can only survive as long as there are enough taxpayers to the support the program. When the time comes that they too get hooked on the dream and stop working, or get tired of wiping your little behind with their hard earned money, or when the system runs out of resources, expect a gruesome, excruciating withdrawal of epic proportions. You will regret foregoing the opportunity to hear the tale of a once powerful nation formerly called the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic.

Your socialist ancestors from the Soviet Union used all the same tools of repression and fear, exercised their power over anyone’s life and death and played the same mind games necessary to coerce the people to feel good about the controlling party. But when the controlling party got a little lazy and relaxed their grip on the media, entertainment and education they lost the ability to control people’s heart and minds and eventually, they lost their moral license and with it, their country.

As this once great country reclines into the deadly comfort of entitlement, victimization, grievance and moral relevancy, you comrade can take assurance that your socialist regime will look after you, feed you, clothe you, house you and relieve you of the ever so burdensome details of living with your previous free will.  You will have it made man………… for awhile.

Dear Freedom loving Americans…..By not having to read this blog today you no doubt saved enough free time to read something of real quality, watch some good football, exercise, drive a gas guzzling car around, clean you guns, cook a great meal or go to church. I won’t tell anyone.